Author - acarboni

BACON LOVES YOU!

You never thought the day would come, but alas, here it is. Something loves you and that something is Bacon. Bacon is a delicious, semi-healthy (really not healthy)...

BACON HATES YOU!

The hot sizzle of it on the pan. The erotic plop of bacon hitting the fryer. Bacon is to breakfast what genitals are to sexy and Bacon Hates You! Don’t believe us...

TEASERS HATE YOU!

We get it, teasers are ruining your life. There is nothing you hate more in this crazy mixed up world than super hilarious short videos that tell you the theme of super...

TIME HATES YOU!

The sweet click of a wheel on a ratchet cock, the wonder of changing lights on a seven-segment display. Like sand through the hourglass these are the…wait, what am...

GEESE HATE YOU!

The fury of a flying V. The intimidating honks of a bustling gaggle. Geese are the turkeys of the skies and Geese Hate You! Image Credit: Steven Walling Flaming Gazelle...