Author - acarboni

FEET HATE YOU!

They hold your off-brand sandals and a real man’s exoskeleton war suit. Feet are nature’s walkin meat. And Feet Hate You! There’s so many reasons why...

GLASS HATES YOU!

The majesty of a panoramic view. The majestier-ness of an even more panoramic view. Glass is like wood you can see through and Glass Hates You! ____________________...

BACON LOVES YOU!

You never thought the day would come, but alas, here it is. Something loves you and that something is Bacon. Bacon is a delicious, semi-healthy (really not healthy)...

BACON HATES YOU!

The hot sizzle of it on the pan. The erotic plop of bacon hitting the fryer. Bacon is to breakfast what genitals are to sexy and Bacon Hates You! Don’t believe us...

TEASERS HATE YOU!

We get it, teasers are ruining your life. There is nothing you hate more in this crazy mixed up world than super hilarious short videos that tell you the theme of super...