Author - acarboni

MOOSE HATE YOU!

The awe-inspiring size of a thousand five hundred pound bull. The beauty of a cow crossing calm water. Moose are the monsters of the deer world and Moose Hate You...

POTATOES HATE YOU!

The feel of starchy balls in your hands. The tantalizing tint of purple tubers on a tray. Potatoes are weird dirt bread and Potatoes Hate You! ____________________ Watch...

FEET HATE YOU!

They hold your off-brand sandals and a real man’s exoskeleton war suit. Feet are nature’s walkin meat. And Feet Hate You! There’s so many reasons why...